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Shia Labeouf was injured during a bomb blast stunt while filming Transformers 2. Shia suffered a cut above his eye and was treated by medics from Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico which is where filming for the movie is taking place.

“He was treated at the clinic at the airforce base by Colonel Torres and then a local ophthalmologist came by to check on his eye. He was in the clinic for about four hours and then he returned to the set once the swelling had gone down.

“We were all pretty impressed. Shia’s making a lot of friends on the set of this film - he’s a real guy who smokes like a fiend. To get up from a movie explosion, which leaves you injured, and get back in there is cool.

“He’s got broken fingers from his car crash this summer (08) and now his eyelid has been slashed open. I guess he’s lucky he still has his sight.

Good for him. Glad to see that at least one person in Hollywood isn’t a pansie.

Adnan Ghalib is denying reports that he’s trying to sell a sex tape featuring Britney Spears. Yesterday it was even reported that Britney would try to buy the sex tape to keep it off the market. Adnan was interviewed by Star magazine and had this to say:

“There is no sex tape,” Adnan tells Star exclusively, “and I’ve never claimed there is one.”

“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Adnan. “What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”

“There is no sex tape,” he continues. “That is the end of the matter.”

So, there is no sex tape, right? Not so fast my friend… The Sun claims Adnan was close to a multi-million dollar deal but Britney’s lawyers put the kaibosh on the deal.

But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.

A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet.”

What a relief. Nobody needs to see whatever the hell these two morons were doing.

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Kim Kardashian’s stay on Dancing with the Stars came to an abrupt end last night. Kardashian was voted off despite Cloris Leachman having the lowest score. E! Online reports:

Tonight’s send-off was most definitely a family affair…Kim and her partner Mark Ballas were up against Cloris and her partner, Corky, who is Mark Ballas’ father. And at the end, Kim took the news like a champ, mentioning it was the fifth anniversary of her own father’s death, and she was sure he’d be proud of her.

“This was a huge challenge for me,” Kim tells us tonight. “Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”

Thank God! Kim Kardashian is just a glorified porn star who’s 15 minutes are just about up. Can you hear the clock ticking, Kim?

It now appears that there were some shady circumstances surrounding Heather Locklear’s DUI arrest. TMZ is reporting that the person who called 911 was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under investigation by the FBI.

When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn’t even moving at the time.

Now get this — sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.

And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it’s already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.

Is that crazy or what? Police reports indicate that Heather was not drunk but judging by the looks of her mugshot she was definitely under the influence of something.

Photo from Reuters Pictures

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Travis Barker was released from the hospital earlier today. The Blink-182 drummer was severely burned in a plane crash on September 19th in South Carolina and is traveling home to California on a private bus with ex-wife Shanna Moakler. according to People.

“Travis is in good condition and was discharged this morning,” Burn Center spokesperson Beth Frits told PEOPLE Monday. “He has left Augusta.”

DJ AM, who also escaped the crash with Travis, was released Friday. Both are expected to make a full recovery.

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