Britney Spears Is Broke And Makes Out In Bushes

The Daily Star reports that Britney Spears has spent $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years and is facing “bankruptcy.” A family friend says:

“She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can’t do that if she has to worry about going broke – which is exactly what she thinks will happen.”

I don’t know about you but where I come from having $11 million is not even close to bankruptcy, but maybe that’s just me.

In other Britney news, the Daily Star also claims she was caught making out with another patient in the bushes. A source says:

“Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she’s been in the centre a while. The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren’t actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They’re in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren’t really encouraged.”

Wow… sounds like she is cured.