Megan Fox was a Teenage Lesbian!

Megan Fox and her bikini are featured in the latest issue of GQ. Not only are the bikini pics in-freaking-credible but Megan tells a little story during the interview about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita. Yep…

Fox – “Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
GQ – How long did it go on?
Fox – “Not very long. You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”

Great, just what I needed… another Megan Fox fantasy.