Do You “Believe” Criss Angel Sucks?

Criss Angel’s Cirque de Soleil show “Believe” opened in Vegas over the weekend, and guess what? It SUCKS… Surprise! It sucks so bad that audience members walked out of the theater and demanded their money back. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal:

“Everyone in the bathroom was chanting ‘bull—-’” from the urinals, Damon Ranger of Chicago told me Saturday. “It was absolutely awful. You can ‘Believe’ how bad it is — because it’s terrible!”

People streamed out of the theater on Saturday screaming about how poor it was. A group of six women was led by a woman yelling furiously, demanding their money back.

“Dude, it’s a train wreck,” Ranger said. On a scale of 1 to 10, he declared “Believe” a zero. Two other Angel fans, Steve Moffett and Jordan Wilson, flew in from London for Friday’s debut.

“We were hysterical about coming. We came. It was a waste of time,” Wilson said. “The magic’s not even magic.” Moffett and Wilson walked out before the ending, because Angel started singing the finale, a cover of his “Mindfreak” TV theme song.

“He broke into song. I said, ‘He’s singing. Now we’re leaving,’” Wilson said.

Wait, he sings? What a douche bag… I think it’s time someone made him disappear.

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