Megan Fox attended the LA premiere of Shia LaBeouf’s new movie Eagle Eye on Tuesday night. You know, after seeing the Megan Fox bikini pics a couple of days ago and now these shots, I’m beginning to think she may be a reasonably attractive girl. That is if you’re into the whole beautiful face, captivating eyes, full luscious lips, nice round…

Uhhh… wait. Where was I? Oh yeah, here are some pics or something…

Megan Fox and her bikini are featured in the latest issue of GQ. Not only are the bikini pics in-freaking-credible but Megan tells a little story during the interview about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita. Yep…

Fox – “Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
GQ – How long did it go on?
Fox – “Not very long. You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”

Great, just what I needed… another Megan Fox fantasy.