Scarlett Johansson and her fiance of six months, Ryan Reynolds, were married this weekend in Canada. Lucky bastard. Us Magazine says:

The wedding took place Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett’s mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala.

Sorry guys… and gals… looks like she is off the market.

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I guess it was bound to happen. According to Page Six, Scarlett Johansson is officially a diva.

One well-placed source told Page Six that producers on “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” Johansson’s latest Allen flick, have been grumbling that “Scarlett isn’t the same…She’s turned into the biggest prima donna.” The source added that the same producers raved about working with her on “Match Point,” when “everyone said she was a sweetheart…now they say, ‘Scarlett’s let it get to her head.’ “

Not particularly talented and famous mostly because she has really nice tits. Why wouldn’t she let it go to her head?

What’s the best way to sell Louis Vuitton handbags? Obviously, you need to hire Scarlett Johansson and get her flash a little cleavage. Pure genious…

More Scarlett Johansson cleavage pics after the jump.

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Scarlett Johansson and her breasts hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend. Her breasts did a wonderful job… I don’t really know how well Scarlett did. Needless to say, I was a little distracted.

More great Scarlett Johansson cleavage pictures after jump.

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