Tom Cruise is Insane

I know, I know… not exactly breaking news…

Us.com is reporting that Katie Holmes has spent hours in tears with friend Victoria Beckham because Tom Cruise is making her life miserable. Sources say:

“Katie has been crying over the phone. She’s frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing. Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours.”

Fortunately for Katie, Victoria and her husband David Beckham can relate because Cruise has been busy trying to recruit them into his church cult.

“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology. Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church. When she says no, she means no.”

They just don’t understand… Tom is just trying to help.